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Putting the "Super" in Super Homo

So Dan and I decided to go out celebrating Kirk's departure yesterday, we thought it should be something huge that we haven't done in thailand yet...so we went and watched some Muay Thai Boxing, and obviously it was awesome, Dan's a little chocked his choice for the last fight got served(was some white guy from holland)...stupid farang's trying to learn Muay Thai Boxing.

That reminds me of another money phrase Dan coined..though im sure Kirk will try to take credit for it eventually being the "inventor of every phrase known to mankind". Stupid FARANG! We like to use this one quite a bit. Just giving you guys a heads up for when you arrive. Farang is thai for "foreigner."

After this we decided the night wouldn't be close to complete without hitting the Reggae Pub/club but there was no live band like last time so it was ghetto and we decided to go to the Green Mango Club which was only slightly better because of the $100 baht sharkbite/vodka drinks they were serving...But this got boring as well and we decided to go to this bar we passed on the street which served $50baht vodka redbulls, talk about heaven! So we basically drank the equivalent of a vodka bottle and a couple of beers...overall a very money night, except for a few places being closed, you'd think people would realise we were celebrating the departure of Kirk.

Anyways below is a reason we continously beat out the queerness in all those we call friends...because when you're acting queer...someone has to tell you the truth, and what happens when you hear the truth, you head down the path of being non-queer...

This should explain better what im trying to say, email from Kirk two days after he left:

hey you super awesome friends, where are you guys staying during the full moon party? I think its time i throw this detox thing out the window, at least for a while. Right now im in the middle of the jungle wondering why im not on my way to the full moon party. It also helps that the fuckin jungle treks i was planning on require at least 4 people minimum and the 9 day trek is closed off for some reason. I got benchmark served to the heeeezy! So after this email I will be finding the quickest way out of this jungle and on the way i will be picking up glow sticks and E from vendors as i hang out the windows of ghetto trains. Poppas got a brand new bag, and its full of gasoline. Ndugu THAT Shit, Mutha fuckas!

PS: I love you(A.K.A "I'm QUEER")

The text in Italics or in Red are my edits, to make the email better reflect the author's "true" meanings...and served.

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