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Bevvy Oasis - Lamai Beach

Just got off a 13 hour bus where we barely got any sleep, get into our rooms take a short nap and then we head off to town to get our drink on.

Start off the night at around 10pm drinking vodka redbull rounds, after about 4-5 of these and a tequila shot we are about to get ready to go out, but kirk seems to have dissapeared.

He gets back, and get this he actually tells us that he just got massaged in the washroom buy some guy...

I was like kirk your so money for actually telling me that cuz you know its gonna end up on ndugu in like 12 hours....obviously.

We end up walking around buzzing, walking down this street, its getting darker and more ghetto by the minute..long story short we end up walking down some highway, but then around another corner we spot this bar...in the middle of nowhere.(Bevvy Oasis)

We only intended to have one drink there then leave but ended up drinking for like 5 hours...It's now 4:30am and im near collapse, but these girls convince Dan and Kirk that we deserve to go to a disco for dancing, im just thinking this is all gonna be downhill from here... so we pile into this car and off to the races we go.

Kirk and Dan end up buying drinks for all their new friends, Kirk decides it would be cool to go swimming with some girls in all his clothes so he jumps into the pool.. meanwhile Dan is grinding with some honeybaby.

Eventually Kirk's got Dan's honey baby and his own and is telling Dan let's get the hell out and go back to our bungalows that we have...but Dan's like... begin quote "no fuck that im gonna go talk to that french guy" end quote.

Unbeknownst to kirk walking back to his room with 2.5 honeybabies(one was really ugly) he wasn't getting any action that night.

Dan ends up at the beach doing something or other with some british guy(yes british...not french). Or so he tells us, but when he got in, he was all wet so we don't know whats up with that.

Kirk ends up in his room with 3 girls but fails to seal the deal, so he was queering it up as well. He ends up falling asleep on his patio. Dan arrives with a cigarette in his mouth looking awefully satisified and confused at the same time, wakes up Kirk , well wakes up everyone in a 200 yard radius.

We sit on the Patio, Kirk and Dan are still drinking, i wish i had a tape recorder for all the funny shit that was said and done, and make plans to repeat the day's events.

Me and Kirk go drop off some laundry(still haven't really slept) and were down the road and we see Dan, in his Shorts, no shirt, carrying a pillow, and me and kirk look at each other and are thinking...

We don't know this guy keep walking.

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