November 11, 2005
Buffalo Theory
Quote:
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
That pretty much sums up, Thailand, i am now the smartest person ever, as my brain is working at extremely effiecient rates.
Haven't been doing much, just hanging out at the beach, reading books(shut up queers) and well having beer delivered to me for $1.50CAD and snacks and well ya thats just awesome no need to do anything else all day. Go back to my room at around 5pm pretty drunk nap until 10pmish then go out to one of the local bars, or thai kick boxing match(every 3rd day pretty much) and well ya its awesome. Saw this AC/DC Cover band called Nostalgica apparently they are really popular in Europe, they were pretty good but don't remember much, drank too much. Only really knew like 2 songs hah served.
Anyways just killing time till more queers arrive(Dan and Kirk) Think im going to a firing range tommorow to shoot some guns then gonna go play some golf with some folks at the hotel i met. should be good times.
Posted 5 years, 2 months ago on November 11, 2005
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